Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom
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“what an ugly outfit” -
“wow cocks all over my television screen” -
“I love her cute little figure! there’s not an ounce of fat on her. Look! Look at her figure! Wow!”
“if I ever managed to get into that position, I’d be done for. I wouldn’t be able to recover or get back up. They’d need a crane to come lift me away”
“HER DRESS MOVED DID YOU SEE THAT?” -
“ooohh a blingy catsuit, meow! nice touch with the crosses on her boobs”
“FLAMING TITS, FLAMING TITS”
“is that a condom skirt?”
