Monster Ball HBO special commentary from my mom

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  “what an ugly outfit”
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  “wow cocks all over my television screen”
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  “I love her cute little figure! there’s not an ounce of fat on her. Look! Look at her figure! Wow!”
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   “if I ever managed to get into that position, I’d be done for. I wouldn’t be able to recover or get back up. They’d need a crane to come lift me away”
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   “HER DRESS MOVED DID YOU SEE THAT?”
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   “ooohh a blingy catsuit, meow! nice touch with the crosses on her boobs”
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   “FLAMING TITS, FLAMING TITS”
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   “is that a condom skirt?”